The Morshian

Corporation

We are the Morshian Corporation. Morshu is the only CEO we'll ever need, and we are called Morshian. Our mission is to build a peaceful galaxy. To this end, we have created guns for every purpose, have made our own cryptocurrency, have lowered the costs of necessary ores, and have contributed to biodiversity centers throughout the galaxy. We are shaping the future of the galaxy, and everyone inside it.

Throughout the centuries he has been alive, he has dedicated his life to helping others. Morshu is currently part of 400 philanthropic organizations, and has helped 4,000 in his 4 centuries of life so far. He has donated entire moons to provide life for thousands of people, and multiple moons are in his name. He can throw planets around because he just makes so much money. The people across his 20 planets, diverse in species and form, pay him 1.2 trillion in Moshcoin every solar year. Morshu is truly the greatest being in the galaxy, and it should be renamed after him.

How does Morshian help?

Guns

Everyone has the right to self-defense, but not everyone has access to a gun. In an age of galactic exploration and unknown planets, people are increasingly violent in these foreign planets. Morshian provides affordable yet powerful self-defense systems such as standard projectile guns, dihydrogen monoxide bombs, and compressed plasma hand guns. Our goal is to keep everyone safe.

Moshcoin

We started the cryptocurrency Moshcoin. We believe in business without borders, trade throughout the galaxy. You don’t have to worry about slow transactions while governments convert their currency because Moshcoin is accepted everywhere. Moshcoin means direct payment between buyer and seller, so you don't pay taxes nor leave records.

Minerals

We use the most sophisticated mining technology to extract billions of tons of minerals from planets every year. These minerals are essential to everyday devices, from simple AR glasses to the rocket in your backyard. Without Morshian, 6.9% of the galactic population wouldn’t have access to these basic technologies.

Biodiversity

We have the greatest respect for all life. We deliver 500 million cubic kilometers of water to life centers annually. We are promoting healthy planetary climates and reversing the endangerment of species. We fuel agriculture so all creatures have a chance to live. We do not discriminate on intelligence, galactic origin, nor dysanthropomorphity.

Time

Morshian is also part of the XFR, the galactic organization which standardizes galactic time. We supply our computing power to ensure that everyone has free access to reliable time no matter where they are in the galaxy.

Assassination

We are currently charging 0.5-10 Moshcoin depending on the target. We will not kill employees nor those on good terms with Morshian.

Morshian has been improving the quality of life since 2022. Morshu, our only ever CEO, saw the things wrong with the world and knew that he could make a difference. Instead of becoming a politician and getting nothing done, he sought to make a corporation so powerful that he could fix the world with the wave of his hand. That is Morshian, providing beautiful lives to 3.4 billion people across 20 planets. We don’t have the bureaucracy of a government where it takes years for a law to be passed. Morshu’s word is final, and Morshu is always right.

Morshian is diverse in business, investing and contributing to multiple industries. Get an idea of what we do...